Karl Stefanovic

"Get that sexy bitch on the show NOW!"

How to keep self motivated.

If I lose lots of weight, maybe Karl Stefanovic will want to interview me.

Karl: So Lynda, how did you lose so much weight

Me: It was easy Karl, I imagined myself becoming fit and fantastic and meeting you and then shagging you

Karl: Ohhh you horny little bitch

Me: Let's shag then, shall we?

Karl: Right on!

Hands up who think it is going to go down like this......anyone? anyone????